St Patrick Drove a Honda Civic

St. Patrick came to Ireland in the 5th century

He went for a stroll, had a chicken roll on O'Connell Street

He rounded up all the snakes, from Belfast, Cork & Kerry

Drove them down to Rosslare town, and stuck them on a P&O Ferry

The father, the son, and the holy ghost

But there's one thing that he loved most

St. Patrick drove a Honda Civic, he put the boot down

And coming into Westport said, There's some snakes round this town

He blessed every inch of Ireland, and all the people in it

He drove out the snakes, with no breaks, in his 99 blue Civic

(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)

(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)

He met the brown bull of Cooley, and hurled a match with Cú Chulainn

He invented the snack box, And taught the drums to Larry Mullan

St. Patrick had a cousin in New York, he was a block layer

Paddy went on, a J Wan and he taught them all a few prayers

He invented jiving, had a John Deere

Did the first cut of silage and went on the beer

St. Patrick drove a Honda Civic, he put the boot down

And coming into Westport said, There's some snakes round this town

He blessed every inch of Ireland, and all the people in it

He drove out the snakes, with no breaks, in his 99 blue Civic

(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)

(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)

She was 1.4 and had 3 doors

(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)

She had 18 inch wheels and no NCT

(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)

She had 3 and a half million miles on the clock

(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)

And he lowered the bollix out of them shocks

(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)

Those snakes He didn't catch them all

There's a few still above in the Dáil

St. Patrick drove a Honda Civic, he put the boot down

And coming into Westport said, There's some snakes round this town

He blessed every inch of Ireland, and all the people in it

He drove out the snakes, with no breaks, in his 99 blue Civic

(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)

(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)