Vodka

Vodka makes me talk about the things I shouldn't

Better call the surgeon general

Women like me need a warning label

'Cause when I'm drinking Tito's or Grey Goose

My lines are growing blurry

And my lips are growing loose

One white Russian and I'm rushin'

To tell you my life story

Even if it leaves you blushin'

I'll cover all my bases

'bout the times I dated bassists

My baby daddy drama

And my pent up high school trauma

Vodka makes me talk about the things I shouldn't

Tipsy makes me risky with the tales I couldn't

Ever tell my mom

But I won't keep these secrets very long

'Cause vodka makes me talk about the things I shouldn't

Might tell that guy I wrote him five songs

Or tell unsuspecting strangers

'Bout the girls that I've had crushes on

I'm never one to kiss and tell

But screwdrivers and all nighters just don't pair well

Vodka makes me talk about the things I shouldn't

Tipsy makes me risky with the tales I couldn't

Ever tell my mom

But I won't keep these secrets very long

'Cause vodka makes me talk about the things I shouldn't

Rum makes me dumb and gin makes me sin

But there's only one liquor

That will really do me in

Talka makes me vodka bout the.... oh sh....

Vodka makes me talk about the things I shouldn't

Tipsy makes me risky with the tales I couldn't

Ever tell my mom

But I won't keep these secrets very long

'Cause vodka makes me talk about the things I shouldn't

Vodka makes me talk about the things I shouldn't

I know I really shouldn't

Vodka makes me talk