Tonsillitis

Ever heard of these round fleshy masses in the back of your throat?

Unless you're lucky you all still have four

But don't get me too wrong these nuts are probably obliging

If they once are not swollen as fuck

And making me give them an honorable cut

Put your hands around my stiffy neck and feel these enlarged glands

Too busy tryin to knock out those bacteria around

Tender lymph nodes got cracked

Sitting with a mouth full of spittle that I can not swallow at the ENT

He says "after a visual inspection of the oral cavity

You have fucking bad breath."

Thanks

White and yellow coating on my boys

First time I dont like a scratchy voice

Please shut off the light my head's buzzing

Pull the plug all in town and know nothing

Close my eyes and try to fall asleep

A little snorer and hey look who's not asleep

Now taking pain killers that I really need

No talking, bleed

After one rotting week it's just getting worse

Got a skin rash looking like a toasted pig

As if all this weren't bad enough not only feeling

Also looking like shit

So you cryin at the docs when they tell you

"Tonsillitis? Ha, you wish. It's Mononocleosis."

Bye bacteria, hello Virus

Hello Virus, hello Virus, hello Virus, hello Virus

Hello Virus, hello Virus, hello Virus, hello Virus

Hello Virus, hello Virus, hello Virus, hello Virus

Hello Virus, hello Virus, hello Virus, hello Virus

My throats infested as far as I can see

And no there's not helping any kind of tea

The sticking pus is getting me the fever

Wait! I can see Jim in front of me

He's sayin you know the day destroys the night

And the night devides the day

I tried to run, I tried to hide

Break on through to the other side

Never took that much pills in a week

Fuck them Streptococcus Pyogenes

I can't help it, I can't breathe

Doc please give me a tonsillectomy

Fucking remove my tonsils

Bitch