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This is not a test

This is your emergency broadcasting system

Announcing the commencement of the annual purge

Sanctioned by the Jedi Gang Government

All weapons have been authorized for use during this time

Any member of the Jedi Gang has been granted

Immunity from the purge and shall not be harmed

Commencing at the siren, any and all sins, including elimination

Of your haters, will be legal for twelve continuous hours

Police, fire, and emergency services will be unavailable

Until tomorrow morning at 6 AM when the purge concludes

Blessed be our nation, this is the price

Of fame, and may God be with you all