Pissachu

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was!

To catch them is my real test

Drinking shochu is my gas!

I will travel across fake tans fist pumps and gelled hair

Searching far and wide

Teaching Pissachu to smell

Which fannies to stick itself inside

Gotta catch'em all!

I know it's my destiny

Pissachu — oh you're my best friend!

In a world where we can pork some lady friends

Our balls will no longer be blue!

Our underdeveloped third leg will pull us through!

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon you gotta catch'em all

Pissachu you gotta catch'em all!

Pissachu Pissachu — gotta catch'em all!

Pissachu Pissachu — it's you and me!