Capricorn Man

I was born in the winter, deep beneath the snow

I'm rough to the touch girl, 'cause I'm hardened by the cold

I am a Capricorn man

I'm a Capricorn man

I've got horns by me ears, hooves on my feet

If you read my horoscope, you'd think I'm just so mean

I am a Capricorn man

I'm Capricorn man

Now, don't you think it's silly?

Don't you think it's strange?

Don't you think our zodiac should just rearrange?

Singing

Doo-doo-do-do-do-do-do

Now, are you Aries sister?

Reckon, we could make a deal?

If you read my horoscope, don't let me know the spiel

I am a Capricorn man

I'm a Capricorn man

Now, don't you think it's silly?

Don't you think it's strange?

Don't you think our zodiac should just rearrange?

Singing

Doo-doo-do-do-do-do-do

Help me throw away the newspaper

Help me throw it in the trash

Help me throw away the tarot cards

Help me throw them in the trash