Welcome, ladies, gentle-thems, and freaks of all kinds

I'll be your host

Here to remind you that you're alive

There's no need to worry

'Cause everyone's crazy here

Whoever you decide you wanna be, you belong here

You can be who you wanna be

You can do who you wanna do, honey, as long as they wanna do you too

But no matter what, open up, and be as free as you can be

Welcome to the Freak Show