Big Piles of Dirt

You know I've heard a lot of talk from folks who say

There ain't no better country than the USA

The land of the free and the home of the brave

Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave

But if you believe that that's the case

I suggest you go and check out any other place

Cause you'll notice that no matter where you travel to

There's one simple thing that is always true

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

I'll tell you what

It's just a bunch of dry mud

That's right your country's just a great big pile of dirt

When you think about it that way it's kinda silly

People work themselves up such into a tizzy

Because they think their particular dirt

Is the very best pile in the whole wide world

But the truth is that at one point all of our dirt came

From Pangea then got spread out by the tectonic plates

So its stupid to have so much national pride

For the chunk of dirt where you just happen to reside

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

And it sounds kinda dumb

To say that yours is number one

Don't you know your country's just a big pile of dirt

And alright I guess that technically

Some country's dirt is different than other countries

They might have glaciers or permafrost

They might be covered in sand or volcanic rock

But it's all just dirt

Yeah it's all just dirt

At the end of the day

You know it's all just dirt

So yeah I guess I'm saying that it's kinda psychotic

To walk around wasting time being so patriotic

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

Your country's just a big pile of dirt

And alsoyour flag

Is just some colorful rag

And every country's just a big ol pile of dirt

Alright sing along

America

Big pile of dirt

Norway

Big pile of dirt

Belgium

Big pile of dirt

The Vatican

Big pile of dirt

North Korea

Actually let's skip that one

The Good Korea

Big pile of dirt

Australia

Big pile of dirt

The Democratic Republic of Congo

Big pile of dirt

Bosnia and Herzegovina

Big pile of dirt…or big piles of dirt since there's two of them? I don't know.

Wherever you live

Big pile of dirt

Other places

Big pile of dirt

Mars after we colonize it

Big pile of dirt

Well every single country

Yeah every single country

Every single country's just a big pile of dirt