Dr. McGee is the best, to hell with all of the rest

Darlene went to see Dr. McGee. I hope the bill ain't going to me

I hope Darlene is told to transfer, because Dr. McGee is a doctor of cancer

She's got me worried all because she's holding her head and spitting up blood

As the band rises in fame, she gets worse. It's such a shame

Darlene, how do you feel? Is this all for real

I hope that you get better, and may we both get through this together

Dr. McGee is the best, to hell with all of the rest

She's got me worried all because she's holding her head and spitting up blood