Norma's got a drama with Suzie talking smack at work

Her husband got drunk and it turns out he's a total jerk

Caught him flirting with her sister, screaming, kicked him out on the curb

Small-town problems

Everybody's got 'em

When you reach the bottom

It's only down from there

Small-town problems

There ain't no way to solve 'em

'Cause from the city to the rodeo

With a beer or cup of joe

It doesn't matter where you go

Problems all feel the same

My cousin's neighbor's brother, he was spreading gossip over the fence

(Oh, yes, he is)

Rumour has it Becky's pregnant outta wedlock with her no-good ex

(Oh no, mhm)

If you got a secret, nobody can keep it 'round here

Small-town problems

Everybody's got 'em

When you reach the bottom

It's only down from there

Small-town problems

There ain't no way to solve 'em (No there ain't no way)

'Cause from the city to the rodeo

With a beer or cup of joe

It doesn't matter where you go

Problems all feel the same (Problems all feel the same)

(Oh yeah)

(Oh, oh, oh yeah)

Grabbed a guitar and a suitcase and I headed to another town (Mm)

It was pretty for a minute, but I'll tell you one thing that I found (Mm)

Ooh, you can leave the trouble, but the trouble keeps tracking you down

Small-town problems

Everybody's got 'em

When you reach the bottom (Yeah, yeah)

It's only down from there

Small-town problems

There ain't no way to solve 'em (Solve 'em)

'Cause from the city to the rodeo

With a beer or cup of joe

Doesn't matter where you go (Oh no)

Problems all feel the same

Problems all feel the same

Problems all feel the same