All My Friends Are Taking Drugs

Tonight we’re gonna live it up

Jump off now, kick it off

Spend big like the world’s on your Clubcard

And let’s bang beer out in the hot tub

Meet Charlie, share a golf cart / Club bar / gold bar

Retro dancing on the sofa, who’d you stay for?

Now it’s 2am on the sticky dance floor

Feet moving, tryna do the Conga

Act like an outcast, act like a popstar, give me a ‘hey ya’

Now we’re Dad dancing like a too old (two bit/drunken) DJ

Friends leaving like it was your birthday

This damn ain’t like the movies…

So can we please change the scene

All my friends are taking drugs

How ridiculous you say

[what happened to you]

Maybe I’m just getting started

Maybe I like where we are

All our cards are on the table

And they’re all showing hearts

But I’m not holding out for a hero (love)

I don’t need your words or your ghosting (love)

[pass] some oxytocin and kombucha (drugs)

yeah I want something like this (love)

Let’s ghost our complications (love)

Ride high, burning through the skyline (drugs) / stay high to get you off my mind

Eat dinner in an empty bathtub

Bring out the caviar and hugs

Bring out the girl with the white hugs

 

Heard you’re still using Blu Ray (drugs)

Bet you listen to Billy Joel

So step away from the bar

Get your friend to hold your jar

123 come and dance with me

All my friends are taking drugs

How ridiculous you say

[what happened to you]

All my friends are taking drugs

How ridiculous you say

[what happened to you]