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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents

What does garlic do when it gets hot?" "It takes its cloves off

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants

What do you call a fake noodle?" "An impasta

Dad jokes, talking about bad jokes

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Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas

I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed

Dad jokes, talking about bad jokes

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Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.

Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

What do you do to have a space party? You planet

Dad jokes, talking about bad jokes

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How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired

Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut

Dad jokes, talking about bad jokes

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Why aren't dogs allowed in bars? Because they can't control their licker

How do you make Budweiser? Send him to school

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it

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What did the alien say to the landscaper? Take me to your weeder

What do call a criminal landing an airplane? Condescending

Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan

What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen

Dad jokes, talking about bad jokes

Just those mad jokes that make you squirm

Bad jokes those terrible dad jokes

They make your stomach turn

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