American Express

We’re buying this tux

We’re buying this tux? It’s twelve-hundred bucks

Your attitude sucks. We’re buying this tux

We’re buying this tux

We’re buying success

Hell yes!

Now swallow your pride

I’ll swallow my pride

I’m Bonnie you’re Clyde

You’re Bonnie I’m Clyde

We’re gonna be hitching a ride on the American Express!

Strolling down the avenue together

Dressed in shoes of alligator leather

Swapping smart remarks about the weather

Do you think it’s going to snow?

I think we make it rain!

Now that we’ve successfully defrauded da-

Now that we can suddenly afford it

New York City isn’t such a sordid town

Putting on the glitz, putting on the spritz

We’ll take a bottle

Sprinkling a little bit of glitter on my tits!

We’re grabbing a cab

Taxi!

We’re having the crab

Waiter!

It’s on the tab

It’s on the tab

It’s on the tab

Cruising, boozing up the rockerfeller

Feeling sweet and swell as Cinderella

Fetch the finest liquor in the cellar!

May I see some ID?

Are you flirting with me?

One more round of lobster cappuccino

‘Scuse me while I instagram the vino

New York City isn’t such a mean old town

Where am I?!

Just stick by my side

I’ll stick by my sti-

I’m Bonnie you’re Clyde

Wait who’s Bonnie? Who’s Clyde?

We’re gonna be hitching a ride on the American Express!

(Dance Break)

I pity the rich

Wait you pity the rich?

They’ll never know what it’s like

To go to a laundromat?

To only be rich

To only be rich

For one magical night

Magical night

I’m buying those stars!

I’m buying that moon!

I’m buying these cars!

I’ve stolen this spoon!

I’m selling my soul, and buying this whole impossible mess

What next?

The plaza hotel!

Just follow my stride

I’ll follow your

Just

Follow your/my stride

I’m Bonnie you’re Clyde

(spoken) I’m Bonnie!

You’re/I’m Bonnie I’m/you’re Clyde

New York!

We’re gonna be hitching a ride!

On the American…

On the American…

On the American… Express!

Bridal suite please!