Dogs In The Sun

I met an illustrator

With a pet alligator

Said he cried crocodile tears

And the vet bills were getting dear

But he knew of a loan shark

With a home aquarium

I didn’t have a ticket

But he let me in

I didn’t have a ticket

He said just go in

Only mad dogs, and Englishmen

Go out in the sun, the midday sun

Only mad dogs, and Englishmen

Go out in the sun, the midday sun

I knew a ventriloquist

But she lied through her teeth

Now I need some honesty

So she showed me the best policy

And the end of the day

It’s the start of a new one

I’d be sitting on the grass

With an eye on the beach

Only mad dogs, and Englishmen

Go out in the sun, the midday sun

Only mad dogs, and Englishmen

Go out in the sun, the midday sun

Only mad dogs, and Englishmen

Go out in the sun, the midday sun

Only mad dogs, and Englishmen

Go out in the sun, the midday sun