Welcome to My Parents' House

Hey there, baby

We made out on the dance floor

You pressed your body

Up against me all night long

I know what's on your mind

Our souls are entwined

In a passionate embrace

The look in your eyes

Says, "Take me tonight"

Well, I've got just the place

A place where we can be alone

Unless my mom and dad are home

Welcome to my parents' house

My mom left down some snackies

I'll bet you're feeling horny now

So why don't we get nasty, nasty, nasty? Yeah

Hush now, baby

You seem like a keeper

But your high heels are so loud

My dad is a light sleeper, ugh

I got my very own room

And tons of free food

What's your favorite juice?

We've got mango and apple

And guava and apple

So many fucking fruits

My mom buys pizza rolls for me

Can you believe this shit is free?

Welcome to my parents' house

King must have his castle

That's my grandma's basset hound

He's such a sassy rascal

Aren't you, Marvin? Shh

Parents' house

Parents' house

We're gonna bring the funk tonight

I'm getting the top bunk tonight

Drop and thump that junk tonight

Like a three-sixty dunk tonight

Mom's cake is chocolate chunk tonight

This party's getting crunk tonight

We're sparking up that skunk tonight

'Cause I'm your disco hunk tonight

Danny?

Uh, mom, s-sorry, sorry, every, everything's fine

You need to go to bed

Okay, goodnight

Welcome to my parents' house

Let's use our inside voices

Shh

Sometimes my mom just hangs around

To make sure I make good choices

Hit it

Welcome to my parents' house

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Parents' house

Dad, I'm supposed to have the downstairs to myself tonight

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Get out of here, I said I'm on a date

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You always do this when I have company over

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And you ate all the ham in the fridge and you said you wouldn't

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Yes, it's a girl

Whatever

Parents' house

Parents' house

Parents' house