Warning Sign

You treat me like a ritz girl even though I fancy maccies

You say I look a princess when i'm in a shirt and traccies

I can only daddy dance but somehow you give me the chance

To let me show you how to date a girl like me

I always wear odd socks and I am clumsy

I do a silly dance when I see a bee

I can only look a fool but somehow you manage to drool

I don't know why you'd want to date a girl like me

And you say you'd put up with all my flaws

But soon I feel you'll be slamming doors

Especially when you find the Pinterest boards I made

(not the couples one)

I wrote this song so you could see

All the things scary about me

So you can see what lies in store

When you date me

I'm a dramatic girl and I do show it

My storytelling turns into a whole skit

My laugh wakes up all the neighbours

Choosing me won't do no favours

Don't know why you'd want to date a girl like me

I don't have a very good sense of direction

Or date, or time

I don't have an off switch or quiet selection

There's no reason to date me

It's a disaster from day 3

But somehow you still want to date a girl like me

And you say you'd put up with all my flaws

But soon I feel you'll be slamming doors

Especially when you find the Pinterest boards I made

(not the wedding one)

I wrote this song so you could see

All the things scary about me

So you can see what lies in store

When you date me

I claim biscuits, lick them put them back in the tin,

I go out, instantly forget where i've been

I swear trying to meditate

You can't trust me i'll drop your plate

Don't know why you'd want to date a girl like me

I spill food on me whenever I wear white

Make scenarios and have a shower fight

I love to cry to my sad playlist

Forget my name on a daily basis

Don't know why you'd want to date a girl like me

And you say you'd put up with all my flaws

But soon I feel you'll be slamming doors

Especially when you find the Pinterest boards I made

(not the babies one)

I wrote this song so you could see

All the things scary about me

So you can see what lies in store

When you date me

When you date me

Good luck if you date me