Johnny the Jerk

The kindest heart I've known belongs to some random guy

I met when shoes were dirt and girls had to hide

His name was Johnny the Jerk and he died many times

Once, the sky collapsed, and he left his ninth life

He slipped without a goodbye, I'm not sure why

Buried many years, Johnny finally came back to life

His hands gripped my throat, and he squeezed really tight

His whisper so hoarse, he said"I'll teach ya to fight"

So I killed ten men in a row that night

I choked them out of their words, I didn't let them say goodbye

Thanks to Johnny the Jerk and his massive sacrifice

Thanks to Johnny the Jerk, I think I will survive

Thanks to Johnny the Jerk, I will see my ninth life