Babe, Pay For My Train Ride!

Babe, pay for my train ride

You know that I won't fly

You've known me for years

You know that I

Have my principles

And I'll stick with them

Babe, pay for my bus ride

Hey, maybe I will fly

You've known me for years

You know that I

Have a tendency to lie

A tendency to change my mind

Babe, pay for my flight

And I'll come visit you sometime

In Stockholm

I'll sleep on your floor

Like I did that time

When you had bought

Twenty-two citrus fruits

And put them on the kitchen table

And next to them a note welcoming me

And a bottle of soda

A bottle of soda

A bottle of soda and a bottle of wine

Babe, pay for my flight

And I'll remind you of that time

When we were hanging out in the basement of your parents' house

Eating crisps in the morning, sour cream & onion

Then your sister and her now ex walked in, yeah

They were going jogging

Laughed at us

And we laughed back at them

Called them workoutaholics

We always knew how to take it easy

At least I always knew how to take it easy

While you were running in circles around me

The only times I ever went jogging in the past seven or eight years or so

Were when you dragged me out of the house

Then, always running in circles around me

Always running in circles around me

Babe, pay for my flight

And I'll come visit you tonight

We talk on the phone

But it's not enough

And I don't have the funds right now to travel

Babe, pay for my flight

I have to tell you that

I lost my principles tonight

Now I might as well lose another one

Hell, I might as well lose all of them

I know you'll understand

You've seen me change

And I've changed again

I now stab people in the back when they're not prepared

I stab people in the back when they're not prepared

Be aware

Be aware, be aware

I thought they were prepared

Be aware, be aware

Be aware

Be aware, be aware

I thought they were prepared

Be aware, be aware

Be aware