Kredity
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Gregor Hochmuth
Songwriter
Texty
Got my virtual cards in the cloud
Age thirteen or up, that's allowed
But if you jailbreak your iPhone tonight
Apple Pay's gonna shut you down right
Oh, these Apple Pay rules
Making digital payments like a fool
Touch ID, Face ID, don't you lose
Your credentials or you'll sing the blues
Lost your phone in the dark of night?
Better put it in Lost Mode right
Can't drive your car, can't unlock your door
That's what Find My iPhone is for
They ain't responsible for your mistakes
For chargebacks, refunds, or double-takes
If you share your passcode with your friend
You're liable till the bitter end
They ain't responsible for your mistakes
For chargebacks, refunds, or double-takes
If you share your passcode with your friend
You're liable till the bitter end
Family sharing might sound sweet
But transit cards come with a receipt
Organizer's paying for the ride
No escape from that financial tide
Oh, these Apple Pay rules
Making digital payments like a fool
Sign your life away today
That's the price you gotta pay
(For convenience, hey hey hey hey)
Remember folks, Apple ain't your bank
They're just providing the digital tank
Read them terms and conditions slow
'Cause that's just how the money goes...
Written by: Gregor Hochmuth
