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Jreg
Jreg
Rap
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Gregory Guevara
Gregory Guevara
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Yotam Perel
Yotam Perel
Producer

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How to get everyone to like you
Step one, be agreeable when anyone says anything
Nod your head, agree
Doesn't even matter what they said
Just show 'em what they wanna see
"Wow, I agree with everything you just said"
"Wow, this guy's alright"
"Cool"
Repeat until dead
Step two, never voice a complaint
'Cause we all know that opinions are tainted
Everyone ever canonized as a saint
Was historically neutral on the topic of Satan
Step three, avoid hills
Hills are filled with the skeletons of those that died in them
Don't be a skeleton, don't be anything at all
If you never stand, then you can never fall
And it's just so, so comfortable, oh-oh-oh
Be agreeable
Step four, when someone says something that you hate
Take a deep breath, push it deep down
Turn that frown upside down and you'll feel great
(One quick trick psychologists hate)
Your framework's made of Silly Putty
You'll let yourself be shaped
An agreea-playdoh-ball rolled into something
That you hate
So, how do you feel now about you?
Five out of ten or more too
Fear of zero kept you from
A ten out of ten, a ten out of ten
But congratulations, everyone likes you again
But you're neutral on the topic of you, 'cause
No one will ever love you
No one will ever hate you
'Til you're at the pearly gates
But heaven's too good for you
But you're not even bad enough for hell
So purgatory's where you'll dwell
'Cause you were agreeable (be agreeable)
Be agree-agreeable
Be agree-agreeable
(Be agree-agreeable) shit
(Be agree-agreeable) oh shit
I hope you like this song
But if you didn't
That's okay
I can live with it
Written by: Gregory Guevara
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