I was a bubble boy before I had my shit popped

I was horny for a purpose, I just wanted to fuck

My heart was filled with joy before it started to leak

Before the world and its trajectory was revealed to me as bleak

I started touching grass, yeah, I was out on the lawn

I was a footnote in His presence, a pathetic little pawn

Guess I was cool with that, I didn't fuck with the fuzz

Before I asked for strength and he was like, "You gotta get tough"

All things happen for no reason

Chances are there ain't no truth

Call it grim, a hopeless thesis

It's just that if you so choose

I was a bubble boy until I drifted away

Wishing that all of God's creation would just evaporate

Just make it painless and quick, a cosmic gamma ray burst

A hundred light years away, hell yeah, that wouldn't be the worst, huh

All things happen for no reason

Chances are there ain't no truth

Call it grim, a hopeless thesis

It's just that if you so choose

It's just that if you so choose

It's just that if you so choose

It's just that if you so choose

It's just that if you so choose

All things happen for no reason

Chances are there ain't no truth

Call it grim, a hopeless thesis

It's just that if you so choose