Doey The Doughman

Doey the Doughman is a friendly ball of clay

He's soft like dough and says

Hello, would you come with me to play?

Doey the Doughman, he's fast and big and round

If you're out of luck, then sure enough

He'll smash you to the ground

Doey the Doughman, he will grind you on your way

But don't you dare think he won't care

If you start to misbehave

Doey the Doughman, he's tall, gooey, and tough

And if you say, please go away, he'll swallow you right up

When you need a friend

He's there to give you a hand

And when there's no escape

He's there to mow and shave

Doey the Doughman is a grumpy, grumpy guy

He'll take your hand and be your friend

As long as you don't die

Doey the Doughman, he could be there night and day

Just don't betray your Doey's friend

Or he'll really make you pay

When you need a friend

He's there to give you a hand

And when there's no escape

He's there to mow and shave

Doey the Doughman is a friendly ball of clay

He's soft like dough and says

Hello, would you come with me to play?