Alley Lanes

Going down the stairs to get my shoes

They gave me an offer I could not refuse

My friends told me we were keeping tally

So I sent the ball through and down the alley

Wearing drippy shawls

Getting gutter balls

Bowling with the bros

Killing all my

Foes

Foes

Foes

Foes

They said I would get an open frame

But instead I got a perfect game

One, two, three hundred getting strikes

Told all of my friends to go take some hikes

Wearing drippy shawls

Getting gutter balls

Bowling with the bros

Trying to be

Pros

Pros

Pros

Pros

If I can't get a turkey

Maybe I should go scam the elderly

Maybe real estate should be my passion

Hope I don't get sued with a class action

Wearing drippy shawls

Getting gutter balls

Bowling with the bros

Making all that

Dough

Dough

Dough

Dough

The very last pin that I had to hit

Was the very dreaded seven-10 split

With all my hope riding on this

I prayed to God that I wouldn't miss