Don't Ask

I spilled some coffee on my favorite shirt

On my way in to work today

I got pulled over on my way back home

Flashing lights I’ve got to pay

Yeah, and I ain’t got the dough

Don’t ask me if you don’t really want to know

They lost my luggage back at BNA

More than seven days ago

Its clear to me that it’s gone MIA

Maybe Spain or Mexico

Looks like I’ll need a new wardrobe

Don’t ask me if you don’t really want to know

You might ask me how I’m doing

I could say I’m doing fine

But I’m tired of pretending

So you’d better have some time

Last week I slipped off the diving board

I must have hit the water wrong

And though I’ve tried my best to tough it out

It turns out I’m just not that strong

And now I’m healing kind of slow

Yeah, don’t ask me if you don’t really want to know

I tried to kiss my wife when I got home

She wouldn’t say a word to me

With everything I’ve had on my mind

I missed our anniversary

And now I’m feeling kind of low

Yeah, don’t ask me if you don’t want to know