Reality TV

One, two, three, four

Bored stiff on a Sunday, ain't got nothin' to do

Killing time all the time, that ain't nothing new

I never picked up Tim Gunn's guide to style

Kim Kardashian's drama ain't worth my while

D-d-d-d-d-d-doctor Drew, what can I do

I gotta bite my lip and see it through

Ryan Seacrest, please clean up my mess

Cause I, I, I, I must have you

If only we could be on reality TV

Well maybe then you'd see

That you're the one, the only one for me

For me, me, me, me, me, for me

I've journeyed from The Hills to the Jersey Shore

Met the Shahs of Sunset and the Girls Next Door

Lost my apprenticeship to Donald J

When he screamed "You're fired!" it made my day

What do you say

D-d-d-d-d-doctor Drew, what can I do

I gotta bite my lip and see it through

Ryan Seacrest, please clean up my mess

Cause I, I, I, I must have you

If only we could be on reality TV

Well maybe then you'd see

That you're the one, the only one for me

For me, me, me, me, me, for me

High crimes and treason

They're really hot this season

Abandon logic and reason

Unleash your inner demons

And when the truth is perception

It's the coming of another Great Depression

Well, if only we could be on reality TV

Maybe then you'd see, baby

That you're the one, the only one

If only we could be on reality TV

Maybe then you'd see

That you're the one, the only one for me

For me, me, me, me, me, for me