Sixteen

When I was sixteen

I had a band I was fly

I smoked my mom's cigs

I had no money for grass

So I stole school kids

And I was king of the class

I had it, yeah!

When I was sixteen

I stole my daddy's car

Swallowed two sleep pills

Woke in the valley of Mars

I broke my front teeth

I was beautiful inside

I had it, yeah!

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

When I was sixteen

I fell asleep at a party

Someone taped me

Doin' some dirty jobs

I had the whole school

Laughing about me hard

I had it, yeah!

When I was sixteen

A sister gave me a handjob

What a sick teen

I know she wanted some more

She was a ninfo

I did not doubt it in my mind

I didn't, yeah!

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Oh, I wanted it my way

But I could not freeze time

Oh, I wanted it my way

But I could not freeze time

Oh, I wanted it my way

But I could not freeze time

Oh, I wanted it my way

But I could not freeze time

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!