Old Man

When did I get so bitter?

Everything moves so fast

My closet's full of skinny jeans

And I don't know what half this new slang means

I'm living in the past

When did I get so tired?

I used to go all night

Now my car turns into a pumpkin

Just when the music starts bumping

Something isn't right

I don't wanna be the old man

Sitting at the back of the bar

I don't wanna be the old man

Telling you how lucky you are

Saying when I was your age

I let it go to waste

Now I'm talking to strangers

Drinking in the dark

When did I get so boring?

Ordering the same drink

I've tried enough to know what's good

I've seen the shows, I've read the books, so

I don't have to think

But nobody's getting any younger

Once you're gone, there's no coming back

So I can't ever lose that hunger

I gotta smile, I gotta laugh

I don't wanna be the old man

Sitting at the back of the bar

I don't wanna be the old man

Telling you how lucky you are

Saying when I was your age

I let it go to waste

Now I'm talking to strangers

Drinking in the dark

I don't wanna be the old man

Sitting at the back of the bar

I don't wanna be the old man

Telling you how lucky you are

Saying when I was your age

I let it go to waste

Now I'm talking to strangers

Drinking in the dark