Passing Through

The screen reader on ChromeOS, ChromeVox, is pr-

Oops, sorry about that

Thanks for making it this far

A round of applause for you all, for making this happen

Thanks, seriously

I'm just waiting for this powerpoint to load

Ahem, ok!

What a jester, fool, and a hypocrite too

Aware of the very things I'm contributing to

And no matter how much damage control that I do

My engagement and data's inherently used

I've been tryna look around for a change of view

But there's only so much a single user can do

Still I haven't found a system worth attaching to

So as far as I'm concerned I'm only passing through (okay)

Everyone prefers the web they remember (of course)

It was here before me and it'll be here after

The book of eternal September (wow)

I'm just glad that I have a chapter

Planned obsolescence, enshittification (eek!)

Sounds like a hostage situation (ha, o-o-o)

So many bots so many agents (wait)

Maybe I should rewatch The Matrix

ChromeVox Spoken Feedback is read-

Oh my Google!

Ok, I'm shutting the Chromebook down

No more Chromebook

No Pomegranates—remember that?

Anyone?

Oh no, I'm losing them!

Ok

I know there's not much time left

And I miss kicking it doing sidequests

So I sidestep, but the truth is

I'm still tryna fill the void Trickster Online left (eek)

I grew up on family computers

And online arcade SWFs

Free games off of Caiman.us

With mods coded in DAT files and .LUAs

From my book, here's a random page

I was mad back when Kidz Bop surpassed my age

Got a word of wisdom from a technology sage

Make a server at your home, keep your backups saved (eek)

Used to surf the googs and do stickups

But now my radar is screwed with loose pickups

Our group surely induced a few hiccups

The algorithm never knew what to do with us

The screen reader on ChromeOS-

What?

Who's doing that?

28%

I swear that wasn't me

Oh, Miku!

It's the rule of threes

Hahaha, thank you!