Our Bass Player Sucks

He can play blackbird on classical guitar

But on these easy songs he can't get very far

He's missing all the shows cause he's always getting grounded

At least we don't have to hear how bad he sounded

Our bassist sucks, he can't play the song

If you think that he's good, well you're dead wrong

He can barely play three strings of the neck

His bass playing is trash, what a fucking wreck

We should keep him unplugged just like sid vicious

He can't practice bass cause he's busy doing dishes

His rhythm is horrible it's nowhere to be seen

At least we'll always know his bathroom will be clean

Our bassist sucks, he can't play the song

If you think that he's good, well you're dead wrong

He can barely play three strings of the neck

His bass playing is trash, what a fucking wreck

(GO)