I said, hey

I said, hey

I said, hey

I said, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Wishin' I could pick up a guitar, make it say, "Wah, wah"

The hot tub make me feel like a hot dog

Headlights comin' out of the fog

Long horns on the front of the Caddy like Boss Hog

Nah, I'm in a minivan with Dracula

I'm 'bout to open up a Waffle House in South Minneapolis

You still get nightmares when you're livin' your dreams

It's like the cash machine's full of gasoline

I spit glue, and I stick to the touch

It's cool, I wish you a fistful of bucks

You've heard it all before, but I don't give a

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