I'm tearing at the seams

You gave your love away for free

What fool does that make me?

He never liked you the way I do

Said I'd keep you from the creatures in your head

Till you let a monster creep into your bed

Well, you could've been kinder about it

Then again, you tried to hide it

But now I can't bear to face your two faces

I'd be better off sipping champagne

I'd be better off in a jet plane

If you can't keep your hands to yourself

Keep them away from me

I'm better off sipping champagne

I'd be better off in a jet plane

I told you

But you're always up to no good

We're in a time machine

Going back and forward, back and forward, pendulum

He's a flaw in our tapestry

I can't ignore him, can't ignore him, travesty

I'd be better off sipping champagne

I'd be better off in a jet plane

If you can't keep your hands to yourself

Keep them away from me

I'm better off sipping champagne

I'd be better off in a jet plane

I told you

But you're always up to no good

I'd be better off sipping champagne

I'd be better off in a jet plane (Yeah)

If you can't keep your hands to yourself (Better keep them away)

Keep them away from me (Oh)

I'm better off sipping champagne

I'd be better off in a jet plane

I told you

But you're always up to no good