I can watch an eclipse with no glasses on no glasses on, no glasses on

I can watch an eclipse with no glasses on no glasses on, no glasses on

Read, listen, watch and see

Newspapers, radio, and on your TV

I'm the greatest that will ever be

You're all thriving because of me

Fake news spreading rumors and lies

There's no way I would sleep with a guy

Just haters that can't seem to understand

I never set foot on that tropical island

I'm the greatest, the best, I'm the man

Best physical ever, number one again

Just look at my latest MRI scan

I can throw a big party for all my friends

I can build a wall with just a pen

I can see a girl's dressing room and just walk in

I can do anything I want to I'm the king,

I'm the best at everything

'cause

I can play Frère Jacques on the xylophone the xylophone, the xylophone

And I can send a tweet on my telephone, on my telephone, on my telephone

Everybody can't you see

How great this nation is gonna be

You're all thriving because of me

Ignore the rising cost of your gro-cer-ies

Ignore those starving kids in need

Turn a deaf ear to their crying pleas

They're just dirty beggars

That want everything for free

Keep working those sixties my good little slaves

It was all me putting that extra twenty in your pay

I can make red white and blue turn green,

I can do things you've never seen

At least not since the nineteen forties

I can open up poor houses again

Camps for those lazy degenerates

I can cure all mental illness

'cause

I can send all those dreamers home, those dreamers home, those dreamers home

And I can ace any test I'm shown, any test I'm shown, any test I'm shown

The biggest

The best

The most perfectest

The greatest

People wanting to run, wanting to flee

Why would you leave this perfect country

I'm making it better, don't you see

The greatest, the best it will ever be

The biggest and best economy

The end of all poverty, no more food for free

It's really easy and you all will see

This is still year one, still have at least three

Four more is the chant from my good little sheep

Praising my name before they go to sleep

Gonna help me clean up this wonderful country

No more room for anyone except for the wealthy

Oh

I can starve a child with a fountain pen, a fountain pen, a fountain pen

And I can divide a nation with a microphone, with a microphone, with a microphone

I can push us all into a civil war

A CIVIL WAR

A CIVIL WAR

A CIVIL WAR

A CIVIL WAR

A CIVIL WAR

I can watch an eclipse with no glasses on, no glasses on, no glasses on

I can watch an eclipse with no glasses on, no glasses on, no glasses on