Had myself a coffee, but all the grind has blocked up my U-bend

Took my doggy walking and she rolled in a pile of fox poop, and

When I got home, I left my front door keys in the kitchen

So now I'm stuck outside on the road with my stinky lil' bitch, and

Here am I, I'm just sitting in my tin can

And I'm stuck in another stupid traffic jam

But all I wanna do is take off all my clothes with you

My neighbors are screaming and are hollering, they'll do it for hours

I stood in my front garden and I saw ​the heat had wilted my flowers

But now the sun is down and gone, and gray is all around and it showers

So I get back in my car and drive around this old jungle of towers

And here am I, I'm just sitting in my tin can

And I'm stuck in another stupid traffic jam

But all I wanna do is take off all my clothes with you

Why don't you smile and glow on the inside?

I know a place where the air tastes so sweet

I ain't afraid of the dark because I know the days are so bright

Follow the cracking kind and you'll find a dream of you and me

But all I wanna do is take off all my clothes with you