There's a world in the way that you love her

It's care and it's truth and it's honor

So don't be a fool, you're looking at one

And if fools aren't excused, they run

Don't forget to call her when you're busy

That's when it matters the most

She likes to take off all her clothes and go out in the rain

She likes to watch tornadoes as they swivel down the drain

I'm telling you to be the perfect lover

The one I was so close to being

I'm telling you to be the perfect lover

I hope you never ever mess it up

There's a world in the way that you love her

It's care and it's truth and it's honor

So don't be a fool, you're looking at one

And if fools aren't excused, they run

She likes to go to movies without paying

She'll bring her tea in her bag

She'll beg you not to go away

When it's early in the morning

She likes to wrap her body around you on the bed

Smiling and asleep with her head curled in your lap

I'm gonna miss that

I'm gonna miss that

I'm telling you to be the perfect lover

The one I was so close to being

I'm telling you to be the perfect lover

I hope you never ever mess it up

There's a world in the way that you love her

It's care and it's truth and it's honor

So don't be a fool, you're looking at one

And if fools aren't excused, they run

And if fools aren't excused, they run