I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On the Radio

I bet they won't play this song on the radio I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song It's not that it's (buzz) or (honk honk) controversial Just that the (ding)ing words are awfully strong You can't say (comical noise) on the radio Or (whip crack) or (sproing) or (blah) You can't even say I'd like to (noise-maker) you someday Unless you're a doctor with a very large (doink) So, I bet you they won't play this song on the radio I bet you they daren't (radio fuzz)ing well programme it I bet you their (cha-ching)ing old programme directors Will think it's a load of horse (fart)