My Own Best Friend

And now, Miss Roxie Hart and Miss Velma Kelly Sing a song of unrelenting determination And unmitigated ego One thing I know And I've always known (and I've always known) I am my own (I am my own) Best friend Baby's alive (Oh, baby's alive) But baby's alone (but baby's alone) And baby's her own (and baby's her own) Best friend Many's the guy who told me he cares But they were scratchin' my back 'Cause I was scratchin' theirs And trustin' to luck (and trustin' to luck) That's only for fools (that's only for fools) I play in a game (I play in a game) Where I make the rules (where I make the rules) And rule number one From here to the end Is: I am my own best friend Three musketeers (ah) Who never say die (who never say die) Are standing here this minute Me! (Me) Myself! (Myself) And I (and I) And I If life is a school (ah) I'll pass every test If life is a game, ha ha ha I'll play it the best 'Cause I won't give in And I'll never bend And I am my own Best friend!