I Predict

You're gonna take a walk in the rain

And you're gonna get wet

I predict

You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein

And be hungry real soon

I predict

Are my sources correct?

I predict

They're gonna find the Queen is a man

But that Philip don't care

I predict

Lassie will prove that Elvis and her

Had a fleeting affair

I predict

Are my sources correct?

Are my sources correct?

Yes, I know they're correct

I predict

Men, if you say your prayers

You'll never lose your hair

L.A. is safe

Ain't gonna quake

Ain't gonna quake

I predict

And somebody's gonna die

But I can't reveal who

Cold beer will cure a cold

Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer

Moscow will march to France

They'll do the Can-Can Dance

Don't worry, it'll work out

Max seeds will throw them out

They're gonna stop Saturday night

So you better have fun now

I predict

They're gonna stop having the sun

So you better get tan now

I predict

And this song will fade out

Yes, this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

I predict

And this song will fade out

Yes, this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

I predict

And this song will fade out

Yes this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

I predict

And this song will fade out

Yes, this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

I predict

And this song will fade out

Yes, this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

And this song