When You're Ugly Like Us (You Just Naturally Got to Be Cool)

Hey george! (Hey) I hear you been calln' me ugly That aint exactally what i said john Well what exactally did you say This is exactally what i said When you're ugly like john you just naturally gotta be cool You gotta walk just right, keep your package wrapped tight and don't break no rules You've got to give it away you'll never sell it Have the right venus and say wow when you tell it When you're ugly like john you just naturally gotta be cool Aww yeah, well let me tell you something When you're ugly like george you got to give a lady all you can Use the right tools and she'll be a fool to want a better man Aww huh Yeah talk it up big and she can almost taste it It can be on a check george you better not waste it When you're ugly like george you just naturally gotta be cool John when you look like this you got to steal a kiss thats the only way You've got to find yourself a chick that aint too quick and she just might stay We may be ugly but we got what she needs We dont give it to her 'till she begs and pleads When you're ugly like us you just naturally gotta be cool Yeaaahh When you're ugly like us you just naturally gotta be cool Yeah Hey george Yeah Wheres that stick What stick (You just got to be cool) That ugly stick they whooped us with Well how ugly do you think we really are (Got to be cool) We so ugly (Got to be cool) They got freight trains and dirt and rovers (Got to be cool) Too bad we aint pretty like women george