Rock N Roll Outlaw

In the north they call us Rebels

In the south they call us Yankees

Because every other sucker's born to do the hokey pokey

With the skillet lickin' time keepers

The grinning reapers

Of the missionary rock stars

You can rock it like Sir Sisyphus

But even in its genesis

It's really quite ridiculous

'Lectric hobo, so now you know

Not to clock the Weeble Wobble hot rod gang

Revelator big bang

You can't hang with the heavinesses

Hung among the houses of the rising tongue

No fun to crack the axle

But it's got to be done

Because whenever you wobble the weebles

You know that they get ticked off

And in the season of boll-weevil speaking evil in your ear

And a pile of manure fertilizing all your fears

We yabbadabbadoo all the way to Shangri-la

Here it is with the rock and roll outlaw

Where rock is criminal, criminals rock

Where rock is criminal, the criminals they rock

Where rock is criminal, criminals rock

Like this

Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw, hee haw

I'm a rock and roll outlaw

Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw, hee haw

Yeah

You can rock it like Sir Sisyphus

But even in its genesis

It's really quite ridiculous

'Lectric hobo, so now you know

Not to clock the Weeble Wobble hot rod gang

Yeah

Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw, hee haw

I'm a rock and roll outlaw

Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw, hee haw