Terrified Eugene

Stutters when he speaks

Crushed under the weight

Of other pupils' hate

Why's he out of class

When the boys go fast?

No one ever sees

Yeah, downtrodden Eugene

You know you can't keep him down, he's a science major

Got a whole set of books for each new occasion

No you can't keep Eugene down

He'll take center stage

When he learns with age

That wisdom bids him go

Where others can't follow

You know you can't keep him down, he's a science major

Got a whole set of books for each new occasion

No you can't keep Eugene down

You know you can't keep him down though you're trying to hurt him

And it's all of the time when he least deserves it

No you can't keep Eugene down

So don't say no

Say I am waiting

Don't say no

Say I am waiting

I know you're ready for it

I know you're ready for it

I know you're ready for it

I know you're ready for it

I know you're ready for it

I know you're ready for it

I know you're ready for it

You know you can't keep him down, he's a science major

Got a whole set of books for each new occasion

No you can't keep him down, he's a science major

Got a whole set of books for each new occasion

No you can't keep him down, he's a science major

Got a whole set of books for each new occasion

No you can't keep him down, he's a science major

No you can't keep Eugene

Don't say no

Say I am waiting

Don't say no

Say I am waiting

Don't say no

Say I am waiting

Don't say no

Say I am waiting

I know you're ready for it

I know you're ready for it

I know you're ready for it

I know you're ready for it