Alright, this is a nursery rhyme polka

And there are lots of bands these days

Getting requests for nursery rhyme polkas

But we're the only band that I know that does one

This is a song called "The Window"

And the way this works is this

Keith is gonna sing a nursery rhyme

Then I'm gonna sing a nursery rhyme

And then we'll take requests from the audience

Actually, there is no audience

So pretend

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made 'em cry

When the boys came out to play

They threw him out the window, the window

The window, they threw him out the window

When the boys came out to play

They threw them out the window

Your turn

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the king's horses, and all the king's men

They threw him out the window, the window

The window, they threw him out the window

All the king's horses and all the king's men

They threw him out the window

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider who sat down beside her

She threw him it the window, the window

The window, She threw it out the window

Along came a spider, it sat down beside her

She threw it out the window

Peter, Peter!

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater

Had a wife and couldn't feed her

Put her in a pumpkin shell

And threw her out the window, the window

The window, he threw her out the window

Put her in a pumpkin shell

And threw her out the window

Let's try Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb

Little lamb, Mary had a little lamb

She threw it out the window, the window

The window, she threw it out the window

Mary had a little lamb

She threw it out the window

You wanna do your favorite?

Old Mother Hubbard, she went to the covert

To get her poor doggy a bone

But when she bent over, the doggy took over

And threw her out the window, the window

The window, he threw her out the window

When she bent over, the doggy took over

And threw her out the window

It's story time!

Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood

You sure are lookin' good

You're everything a big bad wolf could

Throw him out the window, the window

The window, throw him out the window

You're everything a big bad wolf could

Throw him out the window

And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

We're gonna attempt something extremly difficult

We are going to sing two nursery rhymes at the same time acapella

Forcing you to use both halves of your brain at the same time, acapella

I'm gonna be singing "Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub"

And Ezra is gonna be singing "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe"

Please don't try this at home without adult supervision

It's extremely dangerous

Ezra, could you count it off?

One, two, three

Ezra, could you count it off with enthusiasum, please?

One, two, three!

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe (Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub)

She had so many children, she didn't know what to do (And who do you think they be?)

She spanked the whole family and put them to bed (The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker)

And threw 'em out the window, the window (Throw them out the window, the window)

The window, she threw 'em out the window (The window, throw them out the window)

She spanked the whole family and put them to bed (The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker)

And threw 'em out the window (Throw them out the window)