Geeks Don't Care (feat. Phil Johnson)

You don't have to me anorexic like a teenage popstar And it's totally cool if you've got some scars If you want to be sure that you'll wed Play the Imperial March when he comes to bed He'll be the world's most faithful suitor When he sees the tattoos of Captain Kirk on your hooters With a geek by your side Even if your butt is wide You can roll with pride Through the Ren Faire With a geek you'll be fine You can look like Frankenstein He will not decline You're the answer to his prayer Cuz geeks don't care If you dress like slave girl Princess Leia There's a really good chance that he'll wanna lay ya On a king size bed with Harry Potter sheets Call him Lord Vader when he skeet skeet skeets Always tell him that he's your guitar hero You'll be his final fantasy With a geek you'll be glad Cuz baldness ain't so bad Sigourney Weaver looked totally rad In Alien with no hair With a geek you'll be on track Even with your hairy back He'll supply you with what you lack A lifetime supply of Nair Cuz geeks don't care He's a five, you're a five Together you're a ten Some hot geek love is set to begin With a geek you'll be hot It's just a little jungle rot Just flash him a little coin slot He'll forget it's there With a geek life if good If you're breathing he'll get wood Lepers are misunderstood You're just a crusty teddy bear Cuz geeks don't care.