Nabízeno v

Kredity

PERFORMING ARTISTS
SMASH Cast
SMASH Cast
Performer
Sean Hayes
Sean Hayes
Vocals
Marc Shaiman
Marc Shaiman
Piano
Chelsea Krombach
Chelsea Krombach
Background Vocals
Capathia Jenkins
Capathia Jenkins
Background Vocals
Shayna Steele
Shayna Steele
Background Vocals
Rich Mercurio
Rich Mercurio
Drums
Tony Kadleck
Tony Kadleck
Trumpet
James De La Garza
James De La Garza
Trumpet
Dylan Schwab
Dylan Schwab
Trumpet
Birch Johnson
Birch Johnson
Trombone
Jack Schatz
Jack Schatz
Trombone
Brian Miller
Brian Miller
Woodwinds
Dave Noland
Dave Noland
Woodwinds
Charles Pillow
Charles Pillow
Woodwinds
Tuck Lee
Tuck Lee
Woodwinds
Ron Jannelli
Ron Jannelli
Woodwinds
Suzanne Ornstein
Suzanne Ornstein
First Violin
Hiroko Taguchi
Hiroko Taguchi
Violin
Lori Miller
Lori Miller
Violin
Emily Yarbrough
Emily Yarbrough
Violin
Victoria Parterson
Victoria Parterson
Violin
Mineko Yajima
Mineko Yajima
Violin
Entcho Todorov
Entcho Todorov
Violin
Shelley Holland-Moritz
Shelley Holland-Moritz
Viola
Arthur Dibble
Arthur Dibble
Viola
Deborah Assael-Migliore
Deborah Assael-Migliore
Cello
Anja Wood
Anja Wood
Cello
Peter Donovan
Peter Donovan
Contrabass
Chad Yarbrough
Chad Yarbrough
French Horn
Theo Primis
Theo Primis
French Horn
Adam Krauthamer
Adam Krauthamer
French Horn
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Marc Shaiman
Marc Shaiman
Composer
Scott Wittman
Scott Wittman
Lyrics
Jonathan Tunick
Jonathan Tunick
Orchestrator
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Marc Shaiman
Marc Shaiman
Producer
Scott Wittman
Scott Wittman
Executive Producer
Scott M. Riesett
Scott M. Riesett
Producer
Lawrence Manchester
Lawrence Manchester
Mixing Engineer
Todd Whitelock
Todd Whitelock
Engineer
Ian Kagey
Ian Kagey
Engineer
Tim Marchiafava
Tim Marchiafava
Assistant Engineer
Akihiro Nishimura
Akihiro Nishimura
Assistant Engineer
Vlado Meller
Vlado Meller
Mastering Engineer
Craig Zadan
Craig Zadan
Executive Producer
Neil Meron
Neil Meron
Executive Producer
Darryl Frank
Darryl Frank
Executive Producer
Justin Falvey
Justin Falvey
Executive Producer
Theresa Rebeck
Theresa Rebeck
Executive Producer
Joshua Safran
Joshua Safran
Executive Producer
Steven Spielberg
Steven Spielberg
Executive Producer

Texty

Some men are born with money
Some men are born with looks
Some men are born with knowledge
You won't find in Descartes' books
One man is given talent
While one is born with strength
Some men are born with shoulders wide
While some endowed with length
But once in every century there comes a blessed morn
A man like moi with all the gifts I've listed here is born
So this has been my credo since I was very young
I say "It's not my fault", or to put it in my tongue:
"Ce n'est pas ma faute"
I'm really not to blame
I fear you'll have to ask the Lord above why men do not come out the same
The day that I was born
I crowned just like a prince, it's true
A nursemaid pinched my derriere and ladies have been pinching ever since
Whoo!
My mother heard me cry
She offered up her breast
Then as a man I learned to use that sad routine to sample all the rest
But when I list my conquests
It's certainly not meant to gloat
It's to remind you all that ce n'est pas ma faute
Ce n'est pas ma faute
I've caused so many rifts
It's truly both a blessing and a curse that I must always share these gifts
A tutor named Claudine
Once taught me all she knew
And when I had exhausted all she had then I taught her a thing or two
The pantry was the place
A serving wench, Suzette (Nice crepes)
Taught me a brand-new recipe then had me serve it to her on brochette
And so I say to all the crying cuckolds
With their hands around my throat
"I'll have her home by ten" and ce n'est pas ma faute
En garde! Coupe! And coup d'arret!
The pesky duels won't go away
It's simply not my fault that I'm adored
Touche, seconde, arete, riposte
It's just a fact I do not boast
I'm blessed with something mightier than either pen or sword
Now dance, wenches, dance!
Ce n'est pas ma faute
He's really not to blame
The problem is the moth that's always circling the flame
Ce n'est pas ma faute
It's really not his fault
I'm gifted with a treasure, so why keep it in the vault?
Ce n'est pas ma faute
Please don't castrate the bull
I beg you don't demagnetize the magnet for it's pull
Oh!
Pull!
Oh!
Pull!
Oh!
So if you want to find me I'll be pitching tents beneath your petticoat
I see what keeps this lass afloat
I choose this wench to motorboat
No sheep is safe from this old goat
I'll need some help on this last note
Yes, ce n'est pas ma faute!
Oh, are we finished?
Written by: Marc Shaiman, Scott Wittman
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