So, goin' down the Amazon in a red brick boat, uh

Lookin' for some secret treasure, hot with malaria

And I've got that map upside-down

Well, north, south, east, west, "X" still marks that spot

And I'm so tired; and if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up

Oh, yeah

So, goin' down the Amazon in a light pink push-up bra, yeah

You won't believe what I just saw:

A fully amazing time, and I've got that map upside-down

Well, north, south, east, west, "X" still marks that spot

And I feel like Young MC; and if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up

Oh, god

A! E! I! O! You! And sometimes Y

A! E! I! O! You! And sometimes Y

Why? Because we like you! (Don't like you!)

So, goin' down the Amazon in a light green '57 Chevy, uh

Well, you think that's, um, kind of heavy?

You should read my poetry

And I've been known to read it out loud