I got a stick ship, I got a big dick She jerkin' my shit off, it's big to death, yeah

I don't talk puss, you got big dick I don't really rape, but I love touching hoes

Without consent, yo, bitch, suck my little toe Little toe, little toe, bitch, suck my middle toe

I know you like dick, when you suck it like a bitch

Whoa, whoa, I was told to be quiet Now I gotta jerk off, hit my closet

If a cheek jiggle, I'll have to go and lick one

Welcome to my schoolhouse

Oh, hi

You're such a good slut, I'm not even gonna lie about you

Cute little bitch

And my balls like Baldi, yeah, they're fuckin' bald

I shave every inch of my balls

Yeah, Baldi called, it's time for school

So I pull up with my team, this is time for a duel

All these mad mofos with this rule, it's super cool

It turns me on so much that I start to drool

I was wetter than a swimming pool

Wait a sec, my legs turned evil, it's time to run

And I was in my vest faster than a fuckin' gun

I took my penis and I shot him with a fuckin' school gun

Then I streak out, take off my pants, get my balls and run

Baldi is fed up, it's time to run

This bitch wanted me to do jump rope

So I pulled out my drugs and sold her coke

The principal came up to me, he's a fuckin' joke

I pull my penis out in front of the kids, they're gonna choke

Oh, my

Oh, my

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