Take me out to the ball game

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

(Strike one)

Hey baby, do you come here often?

(Strike two)

Hey baby, now what's your sign?

(Strike three)

Hold on, now where you going?

(He is out)

Jimmy's out, next in line

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

(First base)

Why yes, I went to Harvard

(Safe)

(Big lead)

I majored in pre-med

(He's got a big lead)

(Picked off)

Just stayed for one semester

(He's gonna be glazed out)

Tom's out, who's next

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing it now

Everybody strikes out nine times out of ten

But you got to step up to the plate son

'Cause every now and then

(Fast ball)

She walked right up to me

(Here's the pitch)

Said, could I take you home?

(There's a drive)

Hey boys, I'll see you later

(It could be hit, it is)

Going, going, going, gone

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Swing, batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing

Holy cow