Meltdown (At Madame Tussaud's)

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

The queen is losing face

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

A national disgrace

It's the middle of the night at the London shrine

Could have been the janitor

Could have been divine

Someone said the thermostat never did work

Now we've got the temperature going berserk

We got a

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

The queen is losing face

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

A national disgrace

Celebrities

Statesmen

History's elite

They're dripping in the hallways

They're starting to secrete

They're pouring out the pores

They're shrinking on the spot

Someone take a photograph

Get 'em while they're hot

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

The president looks alarmed

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

A general's been disarmed

Feverish at Fleet Street, story of the year

Get the facts, house of wax photo souvenir

"Shameful" Says The Times

Maybe done by vandals

Panic on Wall Street

Put your stock in candles

I thought I heard a ghost say

Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgment Day

Nobody told me there's fire in the hole

Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

A rock and roll hotel

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

They're blending very well

Elvis and the Beatles have seen a better day

Better off to burn out than to melt away

Dylan may be filling the puddle they designed

Is it gonna take a miracle to make up his mind?

Athletes on the floor

Meltdown

They're running out the door

Bad boy McEnroe couldn't keep his cool

Now he's with the rest of 'em, wading in the pool

"Howard Hughes, billionaire" Says the written guide

Pity that his assets have all been liquified

Celebrity status only got in the way

Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgment Day

You can't take it with you

There's fire in the hole

Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

The queen is losing face

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

A national disgrace

Down in the dungeon

The Chamber of Horrors

Look at all the criminals soften to the cores

They're mixing with the head of state floating down the lane

Good, bad, there they go down the same drain

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's...