Ho Ho Ho

Ho ho ho, and jingle, jingle

Bells are ringing all around

Snowflakes fall, and lights adorn

Our very merry Tinseltown

Ho ho ho, and jingle, jingle

Santa sits us on his knee

Christmas gifts lie patiently

Beneath our decorated tree

Ah, la la la, la la la, la, lee

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah

It's our time to send a gift

To those of us less unfortunate

Ho ho ho, and jingle, jingle

Carolers sing merrily

Presents promise happiness

If only temporarily

Ho ho ho, and jingle, jingle

Grandma sends a baby truck

We are way too old for that

But Dave tells us to suck it up

Ah, la la la, la la la, la, la

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah

It's the time to celebrate

And send gifts we'll appreciate

Ho ho ho, and jingle, jingle

Cars are honking constantly

Giving David headaches

And increasing his anxiety

Ho ho ho, and jingle, jingle

Grown-ups seems to go berserk

Why are parents so wigged out

When Santa Claus does all the work?

Ah, la la la, la la la, berserk

Ho ho ho, and jingle, jingle

Bells are ringing all around

Snowflakes fall, and lights adorn

Our very merry Tinseltown