Oh My Goodness

When I say it's day You say it's night When I say it's black You say it's white Tell me What's wrong with you baby? When I say it's left You say it's right But when you say it You say it for spite Gee whiz! What is wrong with you? Why can't I get along with you? At times I ought to hate you You make me feel so blue But honest I can't hate you When you smile at me the way you do Oh, my goodness! Sometimes I want to leave you You tell such awful lies But I could never leave you When I look into those great big eyes Oh, my goodness! I love you do you love me? Honey if you don't, why don't cha? Honey, if you won't, why won't cha? Am I gonna have trouble with you? I really ought to scold you You'll have me old and grey But when it's time to scold you I hold you in my arms and say Oh my, oh my Oh, my goodness!