Chicken legs and scrambled eggs

Potato chips in onion dip

Are things I eat for breakfast everyday

Honey ham and soggy spam

Jimmy dean with refried beans

Help me to get started on my way

Boys and girls, you better be cautious And you know my face is turning green

Roasted goose in pickle juice

Hamburger in vinegar

Are things I like to eat during lunch

Jellyfish with bacon bits

Pork and beans with shaving cream

Are things you know I really like to munch

Boys and girls, you better be cautious

Cause you know I'm feeling real nautious

And you know my face is turning green

Onion rings and burger king

Winter coats and bars of soap

Lava lamps and postage stamps

Broken jars and foreign cars

Carpet hair and tupperware

Saxophones and cobblestones

Electric eels and stainless steel

Banana splits with southern grits

Throat lozenges with sausages

Are supper meals that really taste yummy

Chocolate malts with cubes of salt and

Crepe suzette made from insects

Are things I like to put in my tummy

Boys and girls, you better be cautious

Cause you know I'm feeling real nautious

And you know my face is turning green